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[copyrewriter]

[ her face flushes a bit. ]

Bold of you to assume I'd let you come in me to begin with. Who do you think you are?

[4thwalled]

A responsible adult.

[bad joke is bad and tentacle uncoils from her hand to retreat behind Dokja's shoulder.]

[copyrewriter]

Ehh, look? You're embarrassing him.

[ grins, but now that her hands are free she reaches up to curl her arms over dokja's shoulders. ]

Anyway, there's plenty to be done without going that far, you know.

[4thwalled]

Hm? Sounds more like you're the one wanting? Should I be getting you to beg?

[copyrewriter]

[ hums, threading her fingers through his hair, her cheeks warm. ]

What a bold mouth. Maybe I've been too kind to you.

[4thwalled]

[for all the things his bold mouth says, there's still that bit of embarrassed heat in his own cheeks at having it pointed out.]

Mm... can't argue against that. You've definitely spoiled me?

[copyrewriter]

Maybe we'll have to fix that.

[ shifts her hand down, against his cheek. ]

What if I am wanting? What are you going to do about it?

[4thwalled]

[moment of pause because Kim Dokja realizing that he may in fact have to do something here and having to decide what that is and--manages to stop from going into Overthinking Hell by reminding himself that this is Han Suyeong and she's probably wanting to get him to fluster and flail about it, which she does manage to get fluster, at least.

tilts his head into her touch, trying and likely failing to cover the fluster by kissing her hand.]

What, you're ready to start begging?

[copyrewriter]

[ there's a tiny, rumbling purr from her throat-- just for a moment, fingers sliding up into his hair again to curl tightly into it. ]

Who's begging? Of course this is just a hypothetical situation.

[pagereturner]

I'm begging for you two to stop talking in this embarassing manner.

[Guuuesss who's standing in the doorway.]

[He's holding the doorknob. Where does he get the nerve to look this judgmental when he's the one who opened the door???]

[4thwalled]

[Kim Dokja, who had been in the middle of considering various "hypotheticals" before picking one to actually say, immediately freezes and THIS IS THE MOST APPALLED LOOK ON HIS FACE

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO HIM?

WHY DID HE FORGET YU JUNGHYEOK ALSO IS HERE?

... tbqh, the only reason he hasn't already just rolled off the bed in sheer mortification is because Han Suyeong currently has a grip on his hair.]

[copyrewriter]

[ her ears pin back immediately, face flushing bright red, but she just shifts a little to scowl around dokja's body at him. ]

What, do you have a problem what I do in the privacy of my own bedroom?

[pagereturner]

You two can screw all you want.

[Just. Goin' right for it. Yup.]

Just get to in a less obnoxious manner. Aren't writers supposed to be able to come up with good dialog?

[4thwalled]

--did you need something other than assuming your permission's needed?

[copyrewriter]

[ okay finally letting dokja go so she can sit up to scowl at junghyeok. ]

Who's to say this isn't just a weird form of jealousy on your part, you bastard? I don't see you coming into my room teach me how to write better romance, as if you were capable of it in the first place.

[pagereturner]

If you're looking for romance advice, you'll both have to give me a token first.

[4thwalled]

[backing away from suyeong to give her room to sit up and using a hand to straighten out any possible stray hair from the grip]

I'll give you two tokens to not do that.

[copyrewriter]

[ watches dokja for a moment, frown deepening, before looking back at junghyeok. ]

I assume you're here for more than to just ruin Kim Dokja's chances at getting laid.

[pagereturner]

I'm the only one here who's actually been married, you sons of bitches.

[Anyway.]

I came to talk to Han Suyeong about something. If you two are going to screw, I'll come back later.

[4thwalled]

[sometimes, the way to cope with the embarrassment of people discussing your chances at a sex life is by just closing your eyes and pretending that's not the situation.]

But you're already here? Unless it's something you can't say around me?

[copyrewriter]

...

[ sighs and runs a hand through her hair, then gestures to the box on the dresser. ]

There's extra cake if you want it. Come in and close the door, I'm sure it's fine for Kim Dokja to hear.

[pagereturner]

It's nothing he can't hear. It's more convenient if you're both here, frankly.

Are you sure you don't want me to come back later. [As if he hasn't already killed the moment like he kills so many constellations.]

[4thwalled]

I'm sure that if you don't start talking, I'm going to start assuming you wanted to join in?

[there's a touch of sarcasm because that couldn't be it, of course]

[copyrewriter]

Nothing dries a girl up faster than this bullshit, so even if he's not soft by now...

[ rolls her eyes a bit and pushes off the bed to go dig into her coat pocket, hesitating at her pack of cigarettes and instead opting for a lollipop, ears low. ]

Just get on with it, Yu Junghyeok.

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[pagereturner]

[Flat stare at Dokja.] Not in this or any other regression.